So what have we got here? I will TELL YOU what we’ve got here. A family party. Now, I’m not the biggest fan of family get-togethers. Yes, I appreciate the family, but it’s not something I’d like to spend my Saturday doing. As selfish, unappreciative, and wildly asshole-y as that sounds, it’s an honest confession. So what have I done to alleviate this debacle? THIS:

The medicine treating these wounds.