From an email I received on Dec. 25:

Dear Moar Plox,

Your hosting account has been suspended due to high CPU usage - it has reached the limit allowed by your hosting plan.

Your plan is allowed to use: 1.3 % CPU average.
Your account has used: 2.91 % CPU average the last 24 hours.

If you have any questions please open a new support ticket from the Help section of the Control Panel.

Suspended! On Christmas! Well, my accounts been suspended a total of 1 time thus far. I received another email today regarding my high CPU usage, too. This is no good! The visitors seem to come in [giant] waves, so I’ll have to take that into consideration. The site wasn’t down for that long — a few hours at most. Ah well. We’ll see what happens.

…I think I’m winning, though.